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Snip snip. Any suggestions on pain control?
You got a sex change? WTF man....
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Alcohol and lots of it. It always seems to work for me.
Here's a tip.....they tell you don't do any lifting or whatever for a couple days for a reason. I didn't listen to that, and wound up with a nut that was the size of a tangerine.
Ice and ganja.
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When you get snipped you still fire man gravy?
Ha Ha.....hell yeah you do! It changes though. You unload like half a quart.
Been there, done that. It was almost 20 years ago so I'm sure the methods and recovery are way better nowadays. Back then those pliable ice packs from the freezer where my best friends for 3 days. I'd just stuff my undies with a couple and totally numb the boys. Stayed that way for 3 straight days. I was actually swollen to the size of a softball, shit you not.
After the swelling finally subsided I had some bleeding going on from the incisions. I used some women's panty liner to take care of that. HELL YEAH, panty liners to stop my balls from bleeding through my pants.
Also, I suggest some good Kentucky Bourbon in a glass over one ice cube. All will be well.
I was shocked the 1st time I came after the operation. The doc said I would shoot about 15% less. He was way wrong. The older I get, now almost 55, the more there is.
Bastard didn't give me enough pain killer for the right nut and had to stick me with the needle a second time on that side after starting to cut me! Crazy pain! I can't get an erection now unless my wife shows me a scalpel.
Maybe it's for good for the earth that some can't have more kids.
I hope you're kidding about the erection thing.
FRWJ, the more I think about your pain it takes me back to mine. Dude, I will be with you in spirit as you recover from this arduous event in your life. It takes a brave soul to undertake a knife down there. In the aftergame, all will be well. You'll be able to enjoy as you always have with no thought of anything happening....if you get my drift.
I swear, after I had mine, all sex got better. I didn't have to worry about the pregnancy thing but it was more than that. The first time after the operation that I had a sexual experience I was so hesitant. I was really afraid it wouldn't work. I was even making excuses to the hot as balls woman I was with after explaining it all.
Was I ever wrong. Dude, it was more intense than EVER. I shot the hugest load in my entire life. Don't let anyone tell you that your sex life will be diminished. Also, don't be concerned about your output. As I said earlier, mine was done 2 decades ago. I am sure the operation and recovery are much better in 2012.
I'm kind of knocking off the joke about Bob Saget and his show "America's Funniest Home Videos".
"The whole time bob and I were doing "full house," he was also hosting "america's funniest " he did that show for so long he can't get a boner unless a six-year-old boy whacks his balls with a wiffle bat."--- John Stamos
Honestly, why would anyone on this thread give me a down?
Dude you gave up your manhood the day you said "will you marry me".
Because we are evil. Seriously, you can't show us any weakness. We'll exploit it. The more you complain the more you get. I didn't down vote you.
Just helping a dude that got CUT.
This post was edited by doogycard 16 months ago
I will be neutered by no one. I'm sorry to hear this.
This post was edited by bourboncard 16 months ago
Rub some dirt on it and walk it off, sissy.
"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist." Ayn Rand
That's what Teddy or Russ would do.
I large African American man with soft, warm hands did mine...
oooops.....did I type that out loud?
I followed doctors orders and never had to use the pain pills, was able to save them for heavy equipment operation. And "WARNING: Alcohol may intensify the effect of this drug." is not a warning...Its a freaking invitation!
Don't lift anything, and rotate the frozen peas about every half hour. I didn't have any swelling or discoloration, and little pain. As far as the other stuff; my delivery is no more or no less than before. I just want to know what Peter North is on.
After reading through these posts, thank God im still in college and young. O_O
This post was edited by DocCardinal 16 months ago
My brother in law ignored the restrictions and played golf the next day. He said he was black and blue and his balls were like grapefruits after playing golf. He is a very stubborn person Haha.
I didn't play golf for two weeks, which allowed my balls to stay small, white, and dimpled. Maybe more crinkly than dimpled.
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I ran into a guy yesterday that just got married. He was selling a computer. The conversation went like this...why are you selling? Wife doesnt want me gaming. Second question....are you interested in taking a pistol on trade? No, wife wont allow guns. I bought the PC but left feeling bad for the dude. just starting out and she is already telling him what he is gonna do. Is that the norm nowadays? YOu get married and its akin to being neutered? Ive always called all the shots in our house so this seems strange to me. I do as I please at all times and always have. Is vagina whipped the new cool?
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